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		<title>sket je lg..sket je lg..</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[hei..hei..ape yg sket je lg tu??hahaha..sket je lg tggl mggu presentation..then..abes suda..huhu..bru2 ni..EMI Corporation Sdn Bhd da wat pembentangan psl projeknye..3D Animated Film..so..ok la..alhamdulillah..presentation ok..amin..lega la..wat preparation last minit..ade ke preparation??ishk..mcm x de je..haha..ntahla..tp ok la..yg pntg da lps.. bwh ni lak kami punye skteches storyboard psl our projek..ade ape2 komen regarding dis sketches..bgthu le [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=anokberanok.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3656915&amp;post=273&amp;subd=anokberanok&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hei..hei..ape yg sket je lg tu??hahaha..sket je lg tggl mggu presentation..then..abes suda..huhu..bru2 ni..EMI Corporation Sdn Bhd da wat pembentangan psl projeknye..3D Animated Film..so..ok la..alhamdulillah..presentation ok..amin..lega la..wat preparation last minit..ade ke preparation??ishk..mcm x de je..haha..ntahla..tp ok la..yg pntg da lps..</p>
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<p>bwh ni lak kami punye skteches storyboard psl our projek..ade ape2 komen regarding dis sketches..bgthu le ye..huhu..papai..</p>

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		<title>April fool peristiwa berdarah-rai kejatuhan Islam di Sepanyol..</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 05:24:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Setiap kali menjelang 1hb April, sesetengah orang kita begitu taksub dengan budaya &#8216;pandang kebarat&#8217; menjadi begitu sibuk sekali. Kepala mereka penuh dengan senarai mangsa-mangsa untuk dipermain-mainkan. Yang penting mereka puas melihat muka mangsa-mangsa mereka merah padam kerana dipermain-mainkan. Berbalik kepada perayaan April Fool&#8217;s Day ini, adalah dipercayai bahawa ia mula dirayakan sewaktu kejatuhan kerajaan Islam [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=anokberanok.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3656915&amp;post=271&amp;subd=anokberanok&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Setiap kali menjelang 1hb April,</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">sesetengah orang kita begitu taksub dengan budaya &#8216;pandang kebarat&#8217; menjadi begitu sibuk sekali. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Kepala mereka penuh dengan senarai mangsa-mangsa untuk dipermain-mainkan.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Yang penting mereka puas melihat muka mangsa-mangsa mereka merah padam kerana dipermain-mainkan.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Berbalik kepada perayaan April Fool&#8217;s Day ini, </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">adalah dipercayai bahawa ia mula dirayakan sewaktu kejatuhan kerajaan Islam di Sepanyol. Setelah bertapak berkurun-kurun lamanya di Granada, Sepanyol, </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">kerajaan Islam akhirnya runtuh diserang tentera-tentera Kristian.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Ketahuilah Islam dibawa ke Sepanyol oleh sahabat Nabi s.a.w. :Tariq binZiyad r.a. bersama bala-tentara paraMuslimin(sahabat r.ahum) Mereka berdakwah kpd Kafirin di Spanyol dan Islam tersebar ke seluruh Spain.Menjelang masa&#8230;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">orang-orang baratKristian/Yahudi kurang senang dgn kemajuan Sepanyol dari segi sains dan ilmu. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Ketahuilah bahwa Universiti pertama di dunia dibina oleh kaum Muslimin di Sepanyol !!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Maka mereka sering serang Sepanyol tetapi gagal kerana iman dan amal kaum Muslimin begitu teguh sekali.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Mereka selalu ikuti ajaran2 Al-Quran.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Islam kata solat mereka solat, tutup aurat mereka pakai tudung dsn juga tidak berzina dan minum arak.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Kerana itu bantuan Allah sentiasa bersama kaum Muslimin di Sepanyol.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Maka setelah beratus tahun lamanya..Muslim Sepanyol mulalah lemah. Orang barat tahu selagi kaum Muslimin ikuti ajaran Al-Qurán mereka tiada boleh takluki Sepanyol.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Maka mereka hantar arak secara percuma ke Sepanyol..wanita2joget(belly dancers), menyebarkan cara gaul bebas dan sebagainya. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Lama-kelamaan kaum Muslimin termakan juga perdayaan barat itu.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Ramai antara muslimin/muslimat kaum muda Sepanyol terpengaruh dgn ala cara hidup barat hingga minum, zina dan sebagainya.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Mereka terlalai dgn maksiat dan lupa pd Allah swt. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Di saat-saat inilah bila Muslimin Sepanyol telah lemah maka tentera Barat serang Sepanyol dan akhirnya menang dan menakluki Sepanyol setelah Islam di Sepanyol selama 600 &#8211; 800 tahun.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Penduduk-penduduk Islam di Sepanyol(the Moors ) terpaksa berlindung didalam rumah masing-masing untuk menyelamatkan diri.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Tentera-tentera Kristian bagaimanapun tidak berpuas hati dan berusaha untuk menghapuskan orang-orang Islam dari Sepanyol.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Penduduk-penduduk muslim ini,diberitahu bahawa mereka boleh berlayar keluar dari Sepanyol dengan selamat bersama-sama barang-barang keperluan mereka dengan menggunakan kapal-kapal yang berlabuh di perlabuhan.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Orang-orang Muslim yang risau sekiranya tawaran tersebut merupakan suatu penipuan, telah pergi ke perlabuhan untuk melihat kapal-kapalyang dimaksudkan. Setelah berpuas hati, mereka membuat persiapan untuk bertolak.Keesokan harinya: ( 1 April ),</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">mereka mengambil semua barangan yang telah disiapkan lalu menuju ke perlabuhan.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Pada masa inilah pihak Kristian mengambil kesempatan untuk menggeledah dan kemudian membakar rumah penduduk-penduduk Islam ini.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Mereka(muslimin)juga tidak sempat untuk menaiki kapal kerana semuanya dibakar.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Pihak Kristian kemudiannya menyerang kaum muslim dan membunuh kesemuanya,lelaki, perempuan, serta anak-anak kecil.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Peristiwa berdarah yang menyedihkan ini kemudiannya diraikan oleh tentera Kristian.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Keraian ini akhirnya dirayakan setiap tahun bukan sahaja di Sepanyol tetapi juga di serata dunia. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#663366;">Yang menyedihkan, orang-orang Islam yang jahil mengenai peristiwa ini turut meraikan April Fool&#8217;s Day (Hari kaum Muslim Spanyol &#8216;difooled&#8217; -dibunuh semuanya) tanpa menyedari mereka <strong><span style="font-size:180%;">sebenarnya merayakan ulang tahun pembunuhan beramai-ramai saudara seIslam</span></strong> mereka sendiri.Semoga Allah sentiasa membuka pintu taubat untuk kita.</span></p>
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		<title>release tension..huhu</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ni sje2 nk release tensyen je ni..haha..dgr la..agak best..haha<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=anokberanok.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3656915&amp;post=260&amp;subd=anokberanok&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ni sje2 nk release tensyen je ni..haha..dgr la..agak best..haha</p>
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		<title>bermula la episod kesibukan..</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hallawei..ape khbr smua..sht smuanye??huhu..aku ni ade lg mse nk taip2 kt blog ni kn..padahal asgmt belambak..haha..bkn ape..sje nk release tension jap.. next week aku akn sbuk dgn presentation week..hmm..cmne ni erk?? bosan gak nk kne present ni..ye la..nk bg org dgr bkn sng..tp lg bile org da dgr..kite lak yg jd &#8220;eh betul ke ape [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=anokberanok.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3656915&amp;post=256&amp;subd=anokberanok&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hallawei..ape khbr smua..sht smuanye??huhu..aku ni ade lg mse nk taip2 kt blog ni kn..padahal asgmt belambak..haha..bkn ape..sje nk release tension jap..  next week aku akn sbuk dgn presentation week..hmm..cmne ni erk??</p>
<p>bosan gak nk kne present ni..ye la..nk bg org dgr bkn sng..tp lg bile org da dgr..kite lak yg jd &#8220;eh betul ke ape yg aku ckp ni??&#8221;..haa tu mslh tu..cmna nk wat tu??haha..aku pon x thu la..tp as long as kite phm ape yg kite nk ckp..so btul ke x ape yg kite ckp tu..bedal je&#8230;btul x btul..tu no 2..sape stuju angkt kening..haha</p>
<p>yela..klu kite nk stress pk psl tu sgt..kang present ntah ke mne..kite ntah ke mne..kn??kn??kn??..hehe..k la..x leh lelame kt sini..kang mende lak aku ngarut aku pon x thu..so..cau cin cau&lt;&lt;btul ke ni??..huhu</p>
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		<title>malasnye&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 17:17:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hi hi hi..bertemu lg kite dlm ruangan yg x penah blh menemukn kite..haha..bosan gilos..tgh2 mlm nk stay up wat asgmt..bosan gwe..x de keje laen ke nk wat??haha..mne x nye..klu cuti tu..cuti btul2..x de da nk tgk2 asgmt ni..haa..skg mule la bru nk ingt ade asgmt..rasekn..wat lg tangguh2..kn da merase..haha td tetibe je nk buke youtube..tringt [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=anokberanok.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3656915&amp;post=254&amp;subd=anokberanok&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hi hi hi..bertemu lg kite dlm ruangan yg x penah blh menemukn kite..haha..bosan gilos..tgh2 mlm nk stay up wat asgmt..bosan gwe..x de keje laen ke nk wat??haha..mne x nye..klu cuti tu..cuti btul2..x de da nk tgk2 asgmt ni..haa..skg mule la bru nk ingt ade asgmt..rasekn..wat lg tangguh2..kn da merase..haha</p>
<p>td tetibe je nk buke youtube..tringt mse diploma dulu..tringt zmn2 kt kpmim..4 thn kt situ..mcm2 jd..jth bgn suke duke sme kt situ..tup2..tringt lak dulu mse final sem..msuk pertandingan mentor mentee..x nk msuk..tp tepakse..ade 1 prtndgn tu..nynyi lgu kumpulan..x sgka blh mng..haha..klaka2..nk tgk??kt bwh ni videonye haha..layannnnnnnnnnnn..</p>
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		<title>mana mau dpt duit ni??adess</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 05:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hi..ade ke yg nk jwb hi aku ni??haha..ntah la..bln ni bln yg plg memeritkn aku rse spjg aku dok sini..sbb bln ni aku btul2 sengkek..adess..duit x de ni..skg ni tggl bpe bls hinggit je ni..ntah smpt thn bpe lme ntah ni..haha..mne mau cri duit ni??anyone got any idea?? stok megi ade lg bpe bungkus ntah..knp [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=anokberanok.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3656915&amp;post=251&amp;subd=anokberanok&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hi..ade ke yg nk jwb hi aku ni??haha..ntah la..bln ni bln yg plg memeritkn aku rse spjg aku dok sini..sbb bln ni aku btul2 sengkek..adess..duit x de ni..skg ni tggl bpe bls hinggit je ni..ntah smpt thn bpe lme ntah ni..haha..mne mau cri duit ni??anyone got any idea??</p>
<p>stok megi ade lg bpe bungkus ntah..knp ye..time duit x de ni la bru nk bringat..time duit ade..haa..blnje x ingt dunia..pntang tgk mende..seme nk bli..bile da x de ni&#8230;tgk la ape2 pon..wat x thu je..bkn wat x thu pon sbnrnye..nk bli.tringin sgt2 nk bli..tp tpkse wat x thu la..nk bli cmne kn..duit nk mkn pon x lps..ade hti nk bli mende laen???</p>
<p>penah dgr psl biz intenet??for sure penah kn??mcm2 bisnes intenet ade kt M&#8217;sia ni..tp sjauh mne kbnrnnye??fungsinye..utk tlg org2 yg ketandusan duit mcm kite ni..dr duit..kite wat duit..tp btul ke??haa..renung2kn..&amp; selamat beramal..assalamualaikum..huhu</p>
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		<title>Teka &#8211; teki</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 08:18:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dalam ruangan teka-teki ini terdapat beberapa teka-teki yang kami dapati dari berbagai sumber. Ianya hanyalah sebagai hiburan semata-mata. Untuk mendapatkan jawapan sila &#8220;highlight&#8221; pada ruang jawapan. Soalan 50: Burung apakah yang boleh berdiri, boleh baring tetapi tak boleh duduk? Jawapan: Penguin Soalan 49: Gajah lalu titi patah, lepas tu kambing pula lalu. Apa yang patah [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=anokberanok.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3656915&amp;post=242&amp;subd=anokberanok&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Dalam ruangan                            teka-teki ini terdapat beberapa teka-teki yang                            kami dapati dari berbagai sumber. Ianya hanyalah                            sebagai hiburan semata-mata. Untuk mendapatkan jawapan                            sila <span style="background-color:#00ffff;"> &#8220;highlight&#8221;</span> pada ruang jawapan.<em><a href="http://www.familiazam.com/hubungi_saya.htm" target="_blank"></a></em></strong></span></p>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 50: </strong> Burung apakah yang boleh berdiri, boleh baring                                  tetapi tak boleh duduk? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#99cc66;"> </span> </strong> </span> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Penguin</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 49: </strong> Gajah lalu titi patah, lepas tu kambing pula                                  lalu. Apa yang patah pulak? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#99cc66;"> </span> </strong> </span> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> PATAH BALIK laaa, benggang pasal titi tu dah                                  patah.</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 48: </strong> Lima pasang stokin direndam di dalam laut merah.                                  Setiap pasang stokin itu berwarna putih, hijau,                                  biru, kuning dan hitam. Apa akan terjadi kepada                                  semua stokin tersebut? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan: </strong> </span> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Stokin tu basah lah&#8230;.</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 47: </strong> Dalam banyak-banyak cecair, cecair apakah yang                                  akan menjadi beku apabila dipanaskan? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#99cc66;"> </span> </strong> </span> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Telur</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 46: </strong> Dalam banyak-banyak kuih, kuih apakah yang orang                                  makan tepinya sahaja? Tengahnya tidak dimakan.</span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#99cc66;"> </span> </strong> </span> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Kuih Donut</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 45: </strong> Apa tiga jenis buah yang terselamat dalam                                  kebakaran disebuah kedai? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#99cc66;"> </span> </strong> </span> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Buah keranji sebab dalam perahu, pisang emas                                  sebab dibawa belayar dan buah cempedak sebab                                  diluar pagar.(berdasarkan pantun melayu)</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 44: </strong> Apabila ditarik yang diatas gembira dan yang di                                  bawah merana. Apakah ia? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#99cc66;"> </span> </strong> </span> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Pengail yang dapat ikan.</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 43: </strong> Aku berjalan di tepi pantai, diatas pasir tanpa                                  mencecah air. Bila ku toleh kebelakang,                                 tiada kesan tapak kakiku. Kenapa? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#99cc66;"> </span> </strong> </span> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Aku berjalan secara mengundur!</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 43: </strong> Seekor lembu menghadap utara, kemudian pusing                                  kekanan 180 darjah, kemudian 270 darjah kekiri.                                  Kearah mana lembu itu menghadap sekarang? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#99cc66;"> </span> </strong> </span> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Kebawah! Ia masih tetap menghadap ke bawah dan                                  memakan rumput.</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 42: </strong> Bila loceng bas ditekan, bas akan berhenti. Apa                                  yang akan turun dahulu? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#99cc66;"> </span> </strong> </span> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Spedometer bas lah&#8230;</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 41: </strong> Apa bezanya jatuh pokok kelapa dengan jatuh                                  perigi? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#99cc66;"> </span> </strong> </span> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Jatuh pokok kelapa, naik dulu baru jatuh, jatuh                                  perigi jatuh dulu baru naik.</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 40: </strong> Kenapa doktor bedah kalau melakukan pembedahan                                  mulutnya ditutup ? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#99cc66;"> </span> </strong> </span> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Kalau matanya yang ditutup, dia tak dapat                                  melihat!</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 39: </strong> Kenapa mayat dibungkus kain putih? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan: </strong> </span> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Kalau dibungkus dengan kain hitam , siapa takut!!!!</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 38: </strong> Bila gajah jadi ayam, lalu singa jadi ayam,dan                                  kambing jadi ayam. maka ayam menjadi apa? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#99cc66;"> </span> </strong> </span> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Ayam jadi banyaklah bilangannya.</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 37: </strong> Panjang mana ekor tikus dengan ekor kuda? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#ffffff;"> </span> </strong> <span style="color:#ffffff;">Panjang ekor tikus, karena                                  tikus kalau berjalan ekornya menyentuh tanah.</span></span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 36: </strong> Kenapa di tepi rel keretaapi ditaruh batu                                  kerikil? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#ffffff;"> </span> </strong> <span style="color:#ffffff;">Kerana kalau ditaruh                                  pisang goreng pasti jadi rebutan.</span></span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 35: </strong> Lampu apa yang kalau dipecahkan keluar orangnya? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;">Jawapan:</span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> </span> </strong> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;">Lampu jiran tetangga kita.                                  Cobalah pecahkan, nanti akan keluar orangnya.</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 34: </strong> Kalau ditutup dia akan mengintai,tapi kalau                                  dibuka dia akan marah-marah? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#ffffff;"> </span> </strong> <span style="color:#ffffff;">Orang naik beca semasa                                  hujan</span></span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 33: </strong> Ada satu benda, kita berdiri dia baring, kita                                  baring dia berdiri tapi bila kita jalan dia pun                                  ikut sama. Nak tinggal tak boleh pulak tu. </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#ffffff;"> </span> </strong> <span style="color:#ffffff;">Tapak kaki kitalah.</span></span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 32: </strong> Mengapa guru sejarah selalu botak di bahagian                                  belakang kepala, sedangkan profesor dibahagian                                  depan? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#ffffff;"> </span> </strong> <span style="color:#ffffff;">Kerana guru sejarah                                  memikirkan masa lampau,sedang profesor memikir                                  untuk masa depan.</span></span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 31: </strong> Apakah benar kita bakal sial jika jumpa dengan                                  kucing hitam? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#ffffff;"> </span> </strong> <span style="color:#ffffff;">Ia bergantung kepada                                  kedudukan anda samaada anda manusia atau tikus!</span></span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 30: </strong> Kenapa kecantikan lebih penting bagi seorang                                  perempuan dibandingkan dengan kepintarannya? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#ffffff;"> </span> </strong> <span style="color:#ffffff;">Sebab lelaki yang bodoh                                  jumlahnya lebih banyak dibandingkan lelaki yang                                  buta.</span></span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 29: </strong> Kalau manusia panjat pokok nampak bukit, kalau                                  kura-kura panjat pokok nampak apa?</span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ff0000;font-size:xx-small;"> </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan: </strong> </span> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;">Nampak                                  pembohongnya, Sebab kura-kura mana boleh panjat                                  pokok. </span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 28: </strong> Apakah yang berada diantara langit dan bumi.</span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#ffffff;"> </span> </strong> <span style="color:#ffffff;">Mungkin ada banyak                                  jawapan, tapi kat sini jawapan yang dikehendaki                                  adalah &#8220;dan&#8221;</span></span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 27:</strong>Apakah                                  benda bertali  yang apabila kita pegang, ia                                  akan mati, tetapi bila dilepaskan ia akan hidup,                                  namun akan mati juga bila dibiarkan lama-lama? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;">Jawapan:</span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> </span> </strong> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;">Gasing! Tak                                  kiralah gasing cina ke gasing melayu ke semuanya                                  sama.</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 26:</strong>Apabila                                  suami dapat, maka isterinya pun dapat sama,                                  tetapi bila si isteri yang dapat, si suami tak                                  mendapat sama. Apakah itu? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><strong> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;">Jawapan:</span></strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"> </span> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;">Gelaran Dato, Bila                                  Suami mendapat gelaran Dato, Isteri akan dapat                                  gelaran Datin, Tetapi bila Isteri mendapat                                  gelaran Dato, suami tidak mendapat sama.</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 25:</strong>Jika                                  sebatang pokok dipotong akan menjadi semakin                                  rendah, apakah bendanya yang semakin dipotong                                  semakin menjadi tinggi? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:</strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">S</span></span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;">eluar panjang.                                  Bila dipotong ianya akan semakin tinggi.</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 24: </strong>Tulang seperti ikan, jinjang seperti zirafah.                                  Kadang di atas, kadang di bawah. Kalau salah                                  kedudukan boleh kabur pandangan, kurang                                  pendengaran. </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;">Jawapan:</span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> </span> </strong> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;">Antena TV. Kadang                                  orang pasang kat atas bumbung, kadang pacak jer                                  kat tanah, kalau kedudukan tak betul, gambar pun                                  kabur, suara pun tak ada&#8230;.</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 23: </strong>Bila makan pisang, buang kulit, tapi kalau                                  makan kulit, buang apa?</span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ff0000;font-size:xx-small;"> </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;">Jawapan:</span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> </span> </strong> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;">Buang tebiat </span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 22:</strong> Batang apa berlubang-lubang, Tirus di atas di                                  bawah Kembang, Terkadang tegak terkadang tumbang,                                  celaka benar kalau ditebang. </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;">Jawapan:</span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> </span> </strong> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;">Batang hidung                                  engkaulah! </span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 21:</strong> Pak Ali ada sebuah ladang, tetapi dia nak tanam                                  2 jenis pokok iaitu getah dengan koko. Untuk                                  memenuhi cita-citanya dia pun tanamlah pokok                                  getah separuh dan pokok koko separuh, Soalannya                                  pokok apa tumbuh dulu? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#ffffff;"> </span> </strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">Dua-dua tak tumbuh,                                  sebab dia tanam separuh je. Hehehe!!</span></span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:xx-small;"> </span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 20:</strong> Ada seorang wanita yang sarat mengandung dan nak                                  bersalin, lalu suami dia bawa isteri tu ke                                  hospital. Dia melalui ladang kopi dan lombong                                  bijih timah. Lepas anak dia lahir, dinamakan                                  Fatimah. Kenapa ? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;">Jawapan:</span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> </span> </strong> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;">Sebab anak dia tu                                  perempuan </span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 19: </strong>Negara apa yang banjir dulu lepas tu baru                                  hujan? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;">Jawapan:</span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> </span> </strong> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;">Bahrain &#8211; bah tu                                  banjir, &#8216;rain&#8217; tu hujan&#8230;</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 18: </strong>Kalau kancil dengan rusa berlaga, siapa yang                                  akan mati? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:</strong></span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Pemandunya lah                                  yang mati&#8230;&#8230; kalau kereta kancil dengan rusa                                  berlanggar&#8230;.mati lah orang tu, kan-kan? </span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 17: </strong>Kenapa ayam lepas minum dia dongakkan                                  kepala.kalau makan tak pulak? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#ffffff;"> </span> </strong> <span style="color:#ffffff;">Sebab dia fikir                                  nak buang air kecil tak boleh-boleh.</span></span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 16:</strong> Mula-mula aku buka baju, lepas tu aku sapu bedak,                                  setelah badanku disapu bedak, aku pun terjun                                  kedalam tasik. Lalu aku mandi. setelah selesai                                  mandi, aku pun naik dari tasik. Siapakah aku? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;">Jawapan:</span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> </span> </strong> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;">Pisang Goreng </span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 15: </strong>Haiwan apakah perutnya di kepala, kakinya                                  dikepala,bahkan mata dan mulutnya juga di kepala? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;">Jawapan:</span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> </span> </strong> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;">Kutu ler&#8230;Sebab                                  memang dok kat kepala orang! </span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 14: </strong>Apakah hidupan yang masa kecilnya berkaki 4,                                  bila besar berkaki 2 kaki dan bila tua pula berkaki                                  3? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;">Jawapan: </span> </strong> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;">Manusia! Semasa                                  kecil merangkak, bila besar berjalan dengan dua                                  kaki dan bila tua bertongkat.</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 13: </strong>Apakah haiwan yang berkaki 3? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:<span style="color:#ffffff;"> </span></strong> <span style="color:#ffffff;">Kuda cacat. Kalau tak                                  cacat pasti kakinya 4. </span> </span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 12: </strong>Kenapa kebanyakkan motosikal namanya YAMAHA?</span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ff0000;font-size:xx-small;"> </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;">Jawapan:</span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> </span> </strong> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;">Kerana yang                                  menciptanya orang jepun. Kalau arab yang cipta                                  mungkin namanya YAMAHMUD.</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 11: </strong>Apa perbezaan antara orang kurus dan orang                                  gemuk? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;">Jawapan:</span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> </span> </strong> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;">Orang kurus makan                                  hati, orang gemuk makan tempat.</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 10: </strong>Haiwan apakah yang paling tidak sopan? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;">Jawapan:</span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> </span> </strong> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;">Kutu, kerana                                  sering memijak-mijak kepala orang.</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 09: </strong>Kenapa koboi mexico kalau berjalan sering                                  membawa gitar? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;">Jawapan:</span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> </span> </strong> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;">Takkan nak bawak                                  piano pulak! besar tuh! </span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 08:</strong> Seorang lelaki memakai pakaian  serba hitam,                                  seluar hitam, kasut hitam, sarung kaki hitam,                                  sarung tangan hitam, dan kacamata hitam. Ia                                  berjalan di sebuah lorong hitam. Seluruh lampu                                  di lorong itu padam. Kemudian, sebuah kenderaan                                  berwarna hitam dengan lampu yang juga padam                                  meluncur memasuki lorong. Namun tepat di depan                                  lelaki itu kenderaan berhenti. Bagaimana mungkin                                  pemandu kenderaan itu boleh melihat lelaki serba                                  hitam itu? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:</strong></span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Waktu itu adalah                                  siang hari bukannya malam! </span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 07:</strong> Badannya keras tapi kurus, tidak mempunyai                                  tangan dan berkepala hitam, Apa tu? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;">Jawapan:</span></strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Anak mancis daaa.</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 06:</strong> Ada sebuah laut besar, dekat laut ada kapal                                  besar, dalam kapal besar ada rumah besar, dalam                                  rumah besar ada orang besar, antara bebanyak ni                                  apa paling besar? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:</strong></span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Orang tu le penipu                                  besar, mana ada rumah dalam  kapal&#8230; ha&#8230;ha&#8230;ha..</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 05:</strong> Apa yang terjadi jika Graham Bell tidak                                  menciptakan telefon? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:</strong></span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Perjalanan anda                                  tidak akan terganggu oleh kerja-kerja menggali                                  jalan oleh TELEKOM </span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 04:</strong> 10 ekor burung sedang terbang, tiba-tiba                                  berdentum guruh dengan kuat. 6 ekor burung terus                                  terbang tanpa masaalah,namun 4 ekor burung telah                                  jatuh kebumi. Soalannya: Kenapa 4 ekor burung                                  itu jatuh kebumi? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:</strong></span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Kerana 4 ekor                                  burung itu menutup telinga dengan kepaknya dan                                  menyebabkan ia tidak dapat terbang seperti biasa.</span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 03:</strong> Binatang apakah yang paling kaya didunia? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:</strong></span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Beruang (sebab                                  binatang ni ber wang) </span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 02:</strong> Ikan apakah yang separuh jawa dan separuh                                  inggeris? </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Jawapan:</strong></span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> Ikan Belukang                                  kerana &#8220;Blue&#8221; adalah perkataan inggeris, &#8220;Kang&#8221;                                  adalah perkataan Jawa. </span></td>
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<td width="50%" valign="top"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Soalan 01: </strong>Apa orang islam arab kata jika: 1- Seorang                                  pekerja jatuh bangunan lalu mati&#8230; 2- Seorang                                  wanita berlari keliling padang tanpa seurat                                  benang&#8230; 3- Gaji anda akan dinaikkan 30% bulan                                  depan. </span></td>
<td width="50%" valign="top"><strong> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:x-small;">Jawapan:</span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;"> </span> </strong> <span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#ffffff;font-size:x-small;">Mereka akan kata.                                  1-Inna lillahi wa ina ilahi roo jiuun. 2- Astagh                                  firullah hal azim. 3- Alhamdulillah.</span></td>
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		<title>Support our local animated Film..</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Video Promo &#8211; Geng Scene best..real..huhu Ni pon best..cmne la dorg wat upin &#38; ipin the musical Upin &#38; ipin..pengembaraan bermula<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=anokberanok.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3656915&amp;post=237&amp;subd=anokberanok&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Video Promo &#8211; Geng</p>
<span class='embed-youtube' style='text-align:center; display:block;'><object width='470' height='295'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/Q3pNxk0NbbE?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1' /> <param name='allowfullscreen' value='true' /> <param name='wmode' value='opaque' /> <embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/Q3pNxk0NbbE?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' allowfullscreen='true' width='470' height='295' wmode='opaque'></embed> </object></span>
<p>Scene best..real..huhu</p>
<span class='embed-youtube' style='text-align:center; display:block;'><object width='470' height='295'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/USuDzIqzwiI?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1' /> <param name='allowfullscreen' value='true' /> <param name='wmode' value='opaque' /> <embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/USuDzIqzwiI?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' allowfullscreen='true' width='470' height='295' wmode='opaque'></embed> </object></span>
<p>Ni pon best..cmne la dorg wat</p>
<span class='embed-youtube' style='text-align:center; display:block;'><object width='470' height='295'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/5_eawEzHjcY?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1' /> <param name='allowfullscreen' value='true' /> <param name='wmode' value='opaque' /> <embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/5_eawEzHjcY?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' allowfullscreen='true' width='470' height='295' wmode='opaque'></embed> </object></span>
<p>upin &amp; ipin the musical</p>
<span class='embed-youtube' style='text-align:center; display:block;'><object width='470' height='295'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/7TAlOX82GUU?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1' /> <param name='allowfullscreen' value='true' /> <param name='wmode' value='opaque' /> <embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/7TAlOX82GUU?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' allowfullscreen='true' width='470' height='295' wmode='opaque'></embed> </object></span>
<p>Upin &amp; ipin..pengembaraan bermula</p>
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		<title>minggu yg agak bz..</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 12:48:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hi hi hi&#8230;lmenye aku x menaip kt sini..time rjn..rjn sgt..time mls..mmg btul2 mls..adoiyai..haha..tp mlm ni tetibe rse mcm rjn je nk menaip kt sini..so mlm ni..aku akn cite knp aku mcm mls je nk menaip kt blog ni..haha alkisah maka di beritakan bhw kebizian aku ni mmg melampaui batasan..bz dgn program2 kampus wat..aku lak jd [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=anokberanok.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3656915&amp;post=225&amp;subd=anokberanok&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hi hi hi&#8230;lmenye aku x menaip kt sini..time rjn..rjn sgt..time mls..mmg btul2 mls..adoiyai..haha..tp mlm ni tetibe rse mcm rjn je nk menaip kt sini..so mlm ni..aku akn cite knp aku mcm mls je nk menaip kt blog ni..haha</p>
<p>alkisah maka di beritakan bhw kebizian aku ni mmg melampaui batasan..bz dgn program2 kampus wat..aku lak jd ajk..so kne la mmbz kn diri wlaupon pntnye x trgmbr dgn mane2 camera..keje sorg wat.. mcm keje utk 4,5,6 org wat..mule2 start dgn sukan kayak..smggu lps tu open taekwondo lak..kne plak mse mggu prgrm open taekwondo tu..aku ade group presentation lak..hasilnye..presentation hancur..sbb kurang lthn..&#8221;I dunno wat am i talking about..so dats all..TQ&#8221;..haha..ni la ayt aku gune..x penah2 aku gune ayt ni utk present..adoiyai..hancus..hancus..</p>
<p>so da lps mggu prgrm..skg ni kne lak fokus utk wat projek multimedia..group aku kne wat video klip utk dak pompuan..lagu Attomic Kitten  &#8211; Eternal Flame..haha..klaka dowh mse shooting&#8230;msg2 segan nk blakon dpn cam..tp nk x nk..kne wat gak..so..tgk je la ape outputnye nnti..yg pntg utk video shooting da setel..skg ni msuk phase editing n msuk2 kn effect..ntah jd ke x aku pon x thu la tu..haha..1st time wat seme ni..</p>
<p>bile da hbs projek ni..so krgla sket bz..ni last projek utk sem ni..lps tu just mggu presentation je la..ape2 pon..all da bez utk diri aku sndri..nk tggu org bg smgt..x de..so..knela bg smgt kt diri sndri kn..haha..k la..see u all again..papai..</p>

<a href='http://anokberanok.wordpress.com/2009/03/23/minggu-yg-agak-bz/dsc00607/' title='aksi ajk kempunan nk bekayak'><img width="150" height="112" src="http://anokberanok.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/dsc00607.jpg?w=150&#038;h=112" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="aksi ajk kempunan nk bekayak" title="aksi ajk kempunan nk bekayak" /></a>
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<a href='http://anokberanok.wordpress.com/2009/03/23/minggu-yg-agak-bz/dsc00716/' title='akhirnye..hbs gak pgrm'><img width="150" height="112" src="http://anokberanok.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/dsc00716.jpg?w=150&#038;h=112" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="akhirnye..hbs gak pgrm" title="akhirnye..hbs gak pgrm" /></a>
<a href='http://anokberanok.wordpress.com/2009/03/23/minggu-yg-agak-bz/dsc00727/' title='ajk open taekwondo'><img width="150" height="112" src="http://anokberanok.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/dsc00727.jpg?w=150&#038;h=112" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="ajk open taekwondo" title="ajk open taekwondo" /></a>
<a href='http://anokberanok.wordpress.com/2009/03/23/minggu-yg-agak-bz/dsc00737/' title='hbs suda programnya..'><img width="150" height="112" src="http://anokberanok.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/dsc00737.jpg?w=150&#038;h=112" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="hbs suda programnya.." title="hbs suda programnya.." /></a>
<a href='http://anokberanok.wordpress.com/2009/03/23/minggu-yg-agak-bz/dsc00743/' title='isi mase tggu nk balik'><img width="150" height="112" src="http://anokberanok.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/dsc00743.jpg?w=150&#038;h=112" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="isi mase tggu nk balik" title="isi mase tggu nk balik" /></a>
<a href='http://anokberanok.wordpress.com/2009/03/23/minggu-yg-agak-bz/dsc00750/' title='yeay yeay da hbs..'><img width="150" height="112" src="http://anokberanok.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/dsc00750.jpg?w=150&#038;h=112" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="yeay yeay da hbs.." title="yeay yeay da hbs.." /></a>
<a href='http://anokberanok.wordpress.com/2009/03/23/minggu-yg-agak-bz/dsc01617/' title='video shooting crew..'><img width="150" height="112" src="http://anokberanok.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/dsc01617.jpg?w=150&#038;h=112" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="video shooting crew.." title="video shooting crew.." /></a>
<a href='http://anokberanok.wordpress.com/2009/03/23/minggu-yg-agak-bz/dsc01618/' title='no point..haha'><img width="112" height="150" src="http://anokberanok.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/dsc01618.jpg?w=112&#038;h=150" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="no point..haha" title="no point..haha" /></a>

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		<description><![CDATA[For Hotlink GPRS Activation 1. Press *133# to activate your Gprs &#38; MMS For the setting 1. SMS &#8220;GPRS &#8220;BRAND&#8221; &#8220;MODEL&#8221; and sent to 22333 example &#8220;gprs nokia n70&#8243; 2. SMS &#8220;MMS &#8220;BRAND&#8221; &#8220;MODEL&#8221; and sent to 22333 example &#8220;mms nokia n70&#8243; For Hotlink 3g Activation 1. Press *136# to activate your 3G and 3G [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=anokberanok.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3656915&amp;post=216&amp;subd=anokberanok&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color:red;"><span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%;"><em>For Hotlink GPRS Activation <img class="alignright size-full wp-image-217" title="hotlink" src="http://anokberanok.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/hotlink.gif?w=200&#038;h=200" alt="hotlink" width="200" height="200" /></em></span></span></p>
<p>1. Press *133# to activate your Gprs &amp; MMS</p>
<p><span style="color:red;"><span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%;"><em>For the setting</em></span></span></p>
<p>1. SMS &#8220;GPRS &#8220;BRAND&#8221; &#8220;MODEL&#8221; and sent to 22333 example &#8220;gprs nokia n70&#8243;<br />
2. SMS &#8220;MMS &#8220;BRAND&#8221; &#8220;MODEL&#8221; and sent to 22333 example &#8220;mms nokia n70&#8243;</p>
<p><span style="color:red;"><span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%;"><em>For Hotlink 3g Activation</em></span></span></p>
<p>1. Press *136# to activate your 3G and 3G MMS (you can activate it for non-3g phone also)</p>
<p><span style="color:red;"><span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%;"><em>For the setting</em></span></span></p>
<p>1. SMS &#8220;3Gwap &#8220;BRAND&#8221; &#8220;MODEL&#8221; and sent to 22333 example &#8220;3gwap nokia n70&#8243;<br />
2. SMS &#8220;3GMMS &#8220;BRAND&#8221; &#8220;MODEL&#8221; and sent to 22333 example &#8220;3gmms nokia n70&#8243;</p>
<p><span style="color:red;"><span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%;"><em>Maxis Website Online Configuration</em></span></span></p>
<p><a href="https://portal.dmssys.maxis.com.my/tms-selfhelp-web/mwp.form?_flowExecutionKey=_c56AC7228-6212-D807-BA7C-2FF01E7B9439_kE7C25011-184B-B6BE-9408-FAE70A2DEFDD" target="_blank">https://portal.dmssys.maxis.com.my/tms-self&#8230;08-FAE70A2DEFDD</a></p>
<p><span style="color:green;">If the above requires pin or password, it is &#8220;<span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%;">0123</span>&#8220;</span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:green;">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color:purple;"><span style="font-size:21pt;line-height:100%;"><strong><em>For Celcom GPRS And MMS Activation<img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-218" title="celcom_xpax2_b" src="http://anokberanok.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/celcom_xpax2_b.jpg?w=300&#038;h=300" alt="celcom_xpax2_b" width="300" height="300" /></em></strong></span></span></p>
<p>Celcom (MMS &amp; GPRS): <a href="http://www.celcom.com.my/cep/productservic...RSMMS/main.html" target="_blank">http://www.celcom.com.my/cep/productservic&#8230;RSMMS/main.html</a></p>
<p>Go to Write Message.<br />
• Type gprspre (for prepaid) send to 95000 or b Type gprspost (for postpaid) send to 95000<br />
• You will receive the settings &amp; save / install all settings.<br />
• You will be charge SMS send RM0.15 and SMS received RM0.40</p>
<p>Or refer to manual at <a href="http://www.channelx.com.my/mdp/gprs/wap_config.jsp" target="_blank">http://www.channelx.com.my/mdp/gprs/wap_config.jsp</a> and <a href="http://www.celcom.com.my/cep/productservic...RSMMS/main.html" target="_blank">http://www.celcom.com.my/cep/productservic&#8230;RSMMS/main.html</a></p>
<p>• Manual WAP GPRS Settings<br />
• On Desk, tab Control Panel -&gt; Internet setup.(or similar)<br />
• Tab New access pt. and tab No, then tab Next and key in the following:<br />
Connection name: Celcom GPRS<br />
Data bearer: GPRS<br />
• Tab Next<br />
Network type: IPv4<br />
Auto-retrieve access point: (Unchecked)<br />
Access point: celcom.net.my (Postpaid)<br />
Access point: celcom (Prepaid)<br />
• Tab Next and key in the following.<br />
Prompt password at every login: (Unchecked)<br />
Username: (Blank)<br />
Password: (Blank)<br />
• Tab Next then tab Finish and OK to complete the setup.</p>
<p>MMS Settings</p>
<p>Or refer to manual at <a href="http://www.channelx.com.my/mdp/gprs/wap_config.jsp" target="_blank">http://www.channelx.com.my/mdp/gprs/wap_config.jsp</a> and <a href="http://www.celcom.com.my/cep/productservic...RSMMS/main.html" target="_blank">http://www.celcom.com.my/cep/productservic&#8230;RSMMS/main.html</a></p>
<p>• On Desk, tab Messaging and then press the Menu key -&gt; Tools -&gt; Message settings -&gt; Multimedia message…(or similar)<br />
• Tab Internet setup, then tab Next and key in the following:<br />
Internet settings name: Celcom MMS<br />
Data bearer: GPRS<br />
• Tab Next<br />
Network type: IPv4<br />
Auto-retrieve access point: (Unchecked)<br />
Access point: mms.celcom.net.my (Postpaid)<br />
Access point: celcom (Prepaid)<br />
• Tab Next and key in the following.<br />
Prompt password at every login: (Unchecked)<br />
Username: (Blank)<br />
Password: (Blank)<br />
• Tab Next then tab Advanced, under Proxies, key in the following:<br />
Protocol: HTTP<br />
Use proxy: (Checked)<br />
Proxy server address: 10.128.1.242<br />
Port number: 8080<br />
• Tab OK then Finish<br />
• Under Homepage, key in <a href="http://mms.celcom.net.my/" target="_blank">http://mms.celcom.net.my</a> and tab OK to complete the setup.<br />
• To send a MMS, under the Messaging menu, tab New multimedia msg.</p>
<p><strong><span style="color:green;">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="color:yellow;"><span style="font-size:21pt;line-height:100%;"><em>For DiGi GPRS Activation <img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-220" title="digi-logo1" src="http://anokberanok.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/digi-logo1.jpg?w=283&#038;h=300" alt="digi-logo1" width="283" height="300" /><br />
</em></span></span></strong></p>
<p>Manual WAP Settings<br />
• On Desk, tab Control Panel -&gt; Internet setup. (or similar)<br />
• Tab New access pt. and tab No, then tab Next and key in the following:<br />
Connection name: DiGi GPRS<br />
Data bearer: GPRS<br />
• Tab Next<br />
Network type: IPv4<br />
Auto-retrieve access point: (Unchecked)<br />
Access point: digiwap<br />
• Tab Next and key in the following.<br />
Prompt password at every login: (Unchecked)<br />
Username: digi<br />
Password: digi<br />
• Tab Next then tab Finish and OK to complete the setup.</p>
<p>MMS Settings</p>
<p>OTA at <a href="http://www.digi.com.my/data_services/gprs/...fig.do?page=web" target="_blank">http://www.digi.com.my/data_services/gprs/&#8230;fig.do?page=web</a></p>
<p>• On Desk, tab Messaging and then press the Menu key -&gt; Tools -&gt; Message settings -&gt; Multimedia message… (or similar)<br />
• Tab Internet setup, then tab Next and key in the following:<br />
Internet settings name: DiGi MMS<br />
Data bearer: GPRS<br />
• Tab Next<br />
Network type: IPv4<br />
Auto-retrieve access point: (Unchecked)<br />
Access point: digimms<br />
• Tab Next and key in the following.<br />
Prompt password at every login: (Unchecked)<br />
Username: mms<br />
Password: mms<br />
• Tab Next then tab Advanced, under Proxies, key in the following:<br />
Protocol: HTTP<br />
Use proxy: (Checked)<br />
Proxy server address: 203.92.128.160<br />
Port number: 80<br />
• Tab OK then Finish<br />
• Under Homepage, key in <a href="http://mms.digi.com.my/servlets/mms" target="_blank">http://mms.digi.com.my/servlets/mms</a> and tab OK to complete the setup.<br />
• To send a MMS, under the Messaging menu, tab New multimedia msg.</p>
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